The Land of Happy

I fully endorse the new Throwback line from Pepsi:
Pepsi Throwback and Mountain Dew Throwback

Actually…I’ve only tried the Pepsi Throwback…I can’t find the M. Dew one…these limited time drinks are hard to find but I managed to find an obscure Mexican Deli in the Bronx that sells them.
And you know what?
Its good…I mean really good…like tastes as good, maybe even better, than the regular Pepsi.

Pepsi Zero…Diet…1/2 or whatever fucking else these soda companies come up with and advertise about how much these drink taste EXACTLY like the regular without the calories and sugar and shit should remove their thumbs from their assholes and stop molesting little girls because…big news fat cats…they don’t. They taste like shit. They taste watered down. Its like someone left it out a bit too long in the sun and poured seltzer water in them so we can’t tell. I don’t know about you other fat fucks out there who order a diet with your large menu number, but you really can’t fool me, fuckers.

If I’m going to drink soda…I want soda.
Fuck diet sodas.
If you’re really concerned about your health…grab a fucking bottle of water…not watered-down soda, big boy.
Just because you start smoking Marlboro Lights instead to Newport 100’s…don’t expect to live any much longer because your lungs aren’t getting filled with fiber glass.

But I digress…Pepsi Throwback does not taste like shit.
And hey Thunder Thighs…..its all natural….sugar cane shit and what not….so its “better” for you than regular artificial sugar filled Pepsi. I don’t know if it’ll rot your teeth less and slim your waist line but maybe instead you should have gotten a cheeseburger…not two and a 1/3 pound of meat.

-DbL