The Land of Happy

There was much rave about the show, so I decided to watch it this past week. And once again, watching it proved what idiocracy it was to jump on the bandwagon.

To sum up the show, the show is based on a book series about a protagonist named Sookie, a middle of nowhere waitress with a heavy New Orleans accent (seriously, the bar in which she works is in the middle of a forest in a town that does not exist, except maybe in the Bastard Child of the Mississippi.) Its in an alternate reality where vampires come out of the closet coffin because the Japanese have invented synthetic blood, (Of course it had to the be Japanese. They made Pokemon and all our televisions, so they must be able to do anything) that provides all the nutrients of real blood. They want to be accepted after decades of hiding away. “Blah blah blah, accept me, I’m different but we’re all the same.”  Yawn. So 1861-ish. Basically, the show “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” had mutated sex with the show “Little House on the Prairie” to create to this rubbish. Except the children from the Prairie grew up with breasts and found out that there was more than “god” beyond their Little House and decided to take advantage of HBO’s opulent and reign free rules of television with suppressed sex and violence.
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