Friday’s Suck
Currently as I type this post…I am sitting in my car, outside in front of the house. Why? Friday means ‘alternate side parking’ is in effect. And since everyone is selfish, they leave space in front of their garage where they can clearly park at but don’t, I have no where to park. So now I have to stay in this car for the next 2 hours until I find a space or an excuse to drive somewhere else. Luckily for me, my WiFi is strong enough that it can reach across the street from my house from the 3rd floor. Fuck… its raining…
-DbL
If I Were To Ever Become Poor
If I were ever to become poor, can someone please send me to Italy? Italty looks like such a beautiful country that even if I were to be homeless, wearing rags, sleeping in a box with newspaper flooring, I’d feel like it wouldn’t matter in a setting like Venice.
Who Uses What?
Asians use chopsticks.
Skinny people use forks.
Hungry people use spoons.
Fat people use sporks.
-DbL
Why I’ll Vote for McCain in November
Short and Simple:
Sarah Palin
Is
Hot.
I would do her.
Milf.
Defin.
