My Perfect 10 Car Garage
Despite the fact that I have just gotten my license and don’t official have my own car, I am a petrolhead. I just love cars. I might still not fully understand what the fuck horsepower and torque is nor the workings of an engine (I know all the mechanics and physics of it all by definition and theory but I still don’t fully understand it), but I love them anyways. Come on, no one really understands besides eggheads.
Still, none of those things stop me from dreaming about my perfect 10 car garage. Of course there are more than 10 cars that I wish I could have. If I had my way, I would claim to be Jay Leno’s illegitimate chind and have him ‘terminated’, but if you were to ask me right now, these would be in my garage in no particular order:
1. Dodge Viper
This is my childhood dream car. I had 2 (one yellow and one black) toy cars of the Viper. I wouldn’t mind a new modern one but I wouldn’t even mind an older generation one. If it was an older one, it would even be better, since it would look exactly like the toys I had. I would be able to drive it, instead of toying with it on the floor and up the walls, making stupid car noises, pretending to be Michael Knight. (OK, fuck you. I know he had a Trans Am, its called pretending dickweeds.)
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I Am In Love With…
…girls who play the Ukulele.
As I’ve been wandering through the music scene, I’ve noticed a lot more girls who have popped up out of nowhere playing the Ukulele. They are all amazing but seem to share the qualities of being quirky and cute.
Kate Micucci. For you ‘Scrubs’ fans, you might remember her as being Ted’s girlfriend.
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