How To: Test Whether You Are A Pedophile or Not
Simple: Go back to your old school.
High school, junior high school. Doesn’t matter.
And determine how you view the newer generation who has taken your place at the school.
If you: see them as “babies,” keep reading.
If you: see them as “mhm…she’s cute…damn, if only I was in the school longer/if only she was around when I was here last year,” skip to the end.
I went back to Stuy this week and it’s been less than a year since I’ve been there and first thing that struck me was, “Omg these kids are babies.” Even the kids who were around when I was at Stuy now seemed like little kids. It hasn’t even been a year but I guess your whole mentality changes once you *graduate.
Great! I’m not nor will I be a pedophile.
As for the rest of you, write down your name and address in the comments section and a few nice people in uniform will get back to you as soon as possible you sick bastards.
-DbL
*graduate is such a loose term. Alumni. Super senior. Being stuck in the middle of not being a high schooler but not being a college student too because people fucked up your transcript. Its all irrelevant. Add an “s” to graduate and you get baby food snacks.
