Ain’t it Great to be an Asian right about now?
A few minutes ago, Barack Obama won the presidential election.
I happened to vote this morning for the loser, but I’m colorblind when it came to this election. I voted for the issues, not the person.
But watching McCain’s congratulatory speech, you could just feel the whole country’s tension as a black man has become president. The hate from the crowd at McCain’s place…talk about fore coming racial tensions in this country in the next 4 years.
So..I have never been as glad as I am to be Asian. Why? We’re only going to be on the sidelines. We might get caught in the middle of this racial war, but really…Asians are pussies…we don’t do much but steal your chances of getting into an Ivy League and paint your toenails. It’ll be another century before we see a woman president. It’ll be another 2 centuries before we see an Asian. I don’t plan on living long enough to see a woman president so I’ll luckily die before any real political Asian-White/Black/Hispanic tension arises like this 2008 election.
As for my children’s children? Who gives a fuck. Not my problem.
Putting the Bagel on the Pedestal
Its “Hate on Koreans Week” because my cousins from the land of 2/3’s mountain ranges and 1/3 PC Cafes are over and ruining my already ruined life.
True Facts (No Bullshit):
Bagels are revered like fucking caviar in Korea…
apparently its fucking expensive and “new” in the Southern Korea region.
It shocked them to see everyone eating a bagel for breakfast nonchalantly.
“I’ve only eaten a bagel thrice…and thats a lot…”
wow….
The American Culture travels half way across the world and up the mountains to reach Korea, where it becomes more of a cult.
Remember Soulja Boy?…remember that dance?…Remember the little phase America had with the whole shit…it was everywhere on YouTube…then all of a sudden..it just faded away…and we’re back to doing the Charleston….well apparently…its the biggest thing now in Korea…and you can’t get away from it anywhere there. People are doing it everywhere…clubs..bars..streets…school….and if you don’t know how to….YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING LOSER AND YOU WILL BE STONED TO DEATH WHERE YOUR DECAYING BODY WILL HELP FERMENT THE NATION’S KIMCHI SUPPLY……seems like MTV is the dialysis machine hooked up to Korea….
Part 2 coming….
As I get a stockpile of bagels ready for when I go to Korea this winter…Bagel earrings….Bagel Fitted Caps…..sounds like profit to my ears….
-DbL
