Classnotes From Hell…1
Class: Psych
I hate this class…the people are annoying…and I really hate psych…I think its complete bullshit. And maybe I shouldn’t have mentioned that to the teacher during our game of “Let’s Introduce Ourselves.”
But the prof. did pressure me and ask why I was in the class…”I needed to validate my opinion that psych is bullshit.”
I would like to scan the little “captions” I write….during class to kill boredom…but my scanner has gone broke. So typed it is….
r.i.p. Norman Borlaug
He saved more lives than Jesus and Superman combined.
Roommates Needed…
FINALLY THE FUCKING TENANTS ARE GONE!!!!!
but i still have to go to court with those dickhead asshole EX-tenants….
Anyways…I have a free floor and plan on moving in there (can’t pay for rent since i’m not working so next best thing…move downstairs of dear mommy…)
…but its a big 3 bedroom floor…so i’m looking for one or two other people to move in with me and pay rent…it’ll be cheap…well cheaper than whatever other place you can find around here…
If ya interested…you’ll know some way of contacting me…I don’t want to rent to people I don’t know anymore…I’ve seen the insides of the courts enough times…
-DbL
Sperm + Thermin + Music = aa08eh9IOCNH*({$W*PT94HHP9H(@*&%(*@$^Y%(@Y4H9PQN34BQT4
This is one of the most awesomestlyest coolest thing I have seen in such a long time…
It is called the Otamatone…
It looks like a sperm with a long tail….
And basically you play it by sliding your finger up and down the sensor and squeeze its face to produce the note. You can shake it to produce a vibrato effect and depending on how hard you squeeze the face, change its pitch.
The Japanese always produce useless amazing contraptions. I would love to see a band use this live in their arsenal of instruments.
-DbL
Summer is over…
…and not soon enough…I was gettin sick of the warm hot weather since day one. And with the summer being so wimpy this year…I’m expecting winter to be awesome.
But summer let me work in the garden and grow some shit. For a first, I grew strawberries this year. They were delicious so small compared to the ones you could buy at the market. Maybe I didn’t give it enough hormones and artificial fertilizers. Next year…and maybe some fox piss too, to keep the fucking bird, insects, squirrels and feral cats from eating my shit.
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- so small….barely a mouthful
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- fucking worms and insects….
