Just another night
There are some nights, more so for me than others, when I just can’t find ‘that’ spot on the bed. No matter how many pillows I have, the cold spots seem to be missing. The sheets feel a bit itchier than normal. It feels lumpier than normal. (Ah…it was the phone.) I slept the other way around, with my feet where my head should be. Nope. Maybe my head on two pillows would do the trick. Three? Damn it. Maybe if I had my head up against the backboard. No…my neck’s just starting to cramp. I tried sleeping on my back. Too uncomfortable. Face down. Fuck…numb arm. I think my bed is just rejecting me tonight. Maybe its the weather…damn you summer. Damn you mother nature. Damn you earth…tilting the northern hemisphere, where I live, along the line of solstice to bring this hot weather.
XxX rICE xXx
This is one of the most hilarious YouTube’s I have seen in awhile.
Japan Is Ready, You North Korean Bastards
Old News: This is a 1:1 scale Gundam built in Japan. Its only semi-fully functional as the head moves, has exhausts, has lights and that’s about it. It took Japan 3 months to build.
New News: This bad boy is a 1:1 scale Gundam built in Japan. It is fully functional, packing North Korean-ass kicking heat. It was a work in progress that is finally complete. All those endless Gundam series wasn’t for fun, but for research. Bring it on Kimmy…bring it on.
Now America needs to bring out its trump card. What does America have actually? Voltron? Negative…it’s Japanese. Maybe we need a life size working Big Badass Beetleborg or…I dont’ know...Mr. Miyagi…he kicked ass.
Friday’s Suck
Currently as I type this post…I am sitting in my car, outside in front of the house. Why? Friday means ‘alternate side parking’ is in effect. And since everyone is selfish, they leave space in front of their garage where they can clearly park at but don’t, I have no where to park. So now I have to stay in this car for the next 2 hours until I find a space or an excuse to drive somewhere else. Luckily for me, my WiFi is strong enough that it can reach across the street from my house from the 3rd floor. Fuck… its raining…
-DbL
True Blood…yeah…no thanks…
There was much rave about the show, so I decided to watch it this past week. And once again, watching it proved what idiocracy it was to jump on the bandwagon.
To sum up the show, the show is based on a book series about a protagonist named Sookie, a middle of nowhere waitress with a heavy New Orleans accent (seriously, the bar in which she works is in the middle of a forest in a town that does not exist, except maybe in the Bastard Child of the Mississippi.) Its in an alternate reality where vampires come out of the closet coffin because the Japanese have invented synthetic blood, (Of course it had to the be Japanese. They made Pokemon and all our televisions, so they must be able to do anything) that provides all the nutrients of real blood. They want to be accepted after decades of hiding away. “Blah blah blah, accept me, I’m different but we’re all the same.” Yawn. So 1861-ish. Basically, the show “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” had mutated sex with the show “Little House on the Prairie” to create to this rubbish. Except the children from the Prairie grew up with breasts and found out that there was more than “god” beyond their Little House and decided to take advantage of HBO’s opulent and reign free rules of television with suppressed sex and violence.
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Don’t Mess With TsimFuckus
This is Justin. Known as TsimFuckus on YouTube. A.k.a. TsimFuck. A.k.a. TsimBigous. A.k.a. Chick3nLittle.
I think he has progeria.
He is mad gangsta. Straight up OG.
He is “just ur normal 16 year old guy doin wat [he] likes 2 do and if ne1 dosnt like that then FUCK YOU!!! [he's] just gonna keep doin wat [he] love to do and that is makin ppl laugh”
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