The Land of Happy

Do your parents check your internet logs?
Porn sites firewalled?
In a public internet cafe? Possibly the school computer lab?

Well there is a site to fix all your problems.
Thanks to Facebook, there is no more need to imagine your friend’s hot girlfriend or try to remember the face of that girl who sits 3 rows behind you to the right in math class. Just remember her name or a friend of a friend of a close friend who is friends with her.

Somewhat high quality pictures are just a click away for your masturbating pleasures.

97% says they’re on Facebook or at LEAST “tagged” in a picture of somewhat somewhere. 2% says if they’re not anywhere on Facebook, no one wanted to masterbate to them so no one bothered to place them on Facebook. And of course, there is the always 1% discrepancy.

No monthly fees!
No credit required!
No guilty feelings necessary!
No one will EVER find out! : D

also similar sites: MySpace, Friendster, etc…

Now GO my children!
MASTERBATE TO YOUR FELLOW CLASSMATES!
Bring shame upon those social network whores knowing the truth of what YOU REALLY do when you comment on their profile.
Muahahahha.

-DbL

my plan to bring upon the 2nd Depression is so close.
so. so. close.