The Land of Happy

Question: Does leg hair make much of a difference?
Hypothesis: Psht. No. ’specially for me. I’m no hairy guido, but I’m not one of those naked hairless fetus Asians.
Experiment:
THE CONTROL will be my left leg.
THE VARIABLE will be my shaved, waxed, Nair-ed right leg.

So I was wandered around the city, like normal, in jeans, not shorts. On a chilly Sunday midday.
Man talk about differences. I really thought there wouldn’t be any difference but my right leg kept feeling like there was a chilly breeze up my leg when there wasn’t. Just the coldness was getting through to my jeans, making them cold and the skin contact with the jeans made my leg feel cold, while my other leg was all fine and calling my other leg a faggot.

Conclusion:
I guess i doubted the use of the pubes on my leg.
No wonder those sled dogs can sleep in the snow up north.
& no wonder old guidos can afford to wear buttoned shirts with open tops, even in the winter, with their gold medallion just resting on their chest toupe. (nerd fact: gold is a good conductor, meaning it will get fucking cold really fast.)

So now I just have to wait for my leg hair to grow out, but in the mean time I will have to suffer through the itchy hair stubble phase whilst denying any gay activity.

-DbL

P.S.
God, have I forgotten what smooth hairless skin felt like.
Fucking puberty.