Only the 2nd largest?

2009 November 20 at 01:20 (Uncategorized) (, , , , )

Called the Kuroshio Sea, the world’s 2nd largest fish tank, found at the Okinawa Churaumi Aquarium in Japan.
With YouTube finally having 1080p this week, this video blew my fucking mind.
Talk about beautiful..
If I was on acid, I’d probably drown…

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Do You Remember MD’s?

2009 November 16 at 10:46 (the good ol' things) (, , , )

CD’s suck cause they’re too flimsy and scratch too easily.
Cassettes suck cause they’re big and its more fun to unravel the tape than to listen to it.
If you ask me, MiniDisc’s were the shit. They were the best of both worlds.
iPods…Zunes….sure they’re convenient, but where’s the love?

I can’t remember if this was the one I had, but it was a Sony…I think it was blue…

I miss making mix tapes…
I miss carrying those little MD’s around…

I saw a woman on the subway last week, going through her bag looking for a MD to listen to.
I couldn’t help but strike a conversation. Those MD’s brought back a nostalgia, like listening to N’SYNC does.
She had an iPod that her boyfriend had bought her, but she never got around to use it. She was just too used to MD’s.
I can’t blame ya ma’am. If I still had mine, I’d still use it, too.

-DbL

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Paul Gauguin

2009 November 11 at 01:50 (Uncategorized) (, )

“I must confess that I too am a woman…”
- Paul Gauguin

“Goddam it. My penis fell off.”
- Danlee

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Nostalgic Music Of The Day: Dancin’ In The Moonlight

2009 November 6 at 18:39 (Uncategorized) (, , , , )

Its so damn cold in the house, I needed a feel-good song to warm me up…
It’s not working though…
so…cold…
-DbL

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Cosmic Egg…without the salt and pepper

2009 October 25 at 02:52 (Music...) (, , , , , , , , , , )

FINALLY did Wolfmother stop fighting with each other like those Oasis pussies and punch out the so long anticipated 2nd album. No more did I have bust nuts, halting my piss midstream.

But what a downer.
Cosmic Egg is so dull.

Wolfmother was a whiff of fresh air when they first came out. Finally, I thought, a band that doesn’t suck. They sounded like the bastard child of Black Sabbath and Zeppelin who grew up in a monastery imitating Jack White and listening to Velvet Revolver on a boom box that had every button smashed except the ‘repeat’ button.

However, that’s it, isn’t it? What magazine, music reviewer, hasn’t compared them to Sabbath and company?
They’re like the first Hamburger Helper I just has a week ago: smelled like dirty gold, with its nuclear orange glow and globs of ground beef floating around in its own nucleoplasm of future clogged artieries and triple bypasses.
The first bite was delicious.
Second bite…good.
Third….I needed to stab the smug looking Helping Hand in the face.

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Sorry Non-exsistant friends, the EPA, Greenpeace,…

2009 October 19 at 06:40 (Uncategorized)

…Animal Rights Activists, PETA, Wildlife Preservation Society, and fellow bear lovers;

I know polar bears are getting extinct, but I need to fight one. I won’t kill it but I need to wrestle a polar bear and punch one in the face. I need to fight one to the ground. I think I could win.

-DbL

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jizzicle…sorry i got nothing clever

2009 October 14 at 22:09 (Uncategorized)

Rain or snow, hail or hell, god’s judgement or a really fucking cold house because of a cheaper mother who refuses to turn on the heat until it’s really necessary (ITS A GODDAM 58 DEGREES IN MY FUCKING ROOM), nothing will stop me from spanking my monkey.

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Ingenious

2009 October 11 at 23:38 (Uncategorized) (, , , , )

As seen on Real Time

I love you Sarah Silverman

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Girls Aloud

2009 October 8 at 04:12 (Music...) (, , , , )

Because SOMEBODY suggested I watch the new St. Trinian’s film, I, unfortunately got into Girls Aloud.
I finally got over Spice Girls after they got old and their crack cocaine lollipops with those fucking stickers that I, for some reason HAD to collect, gave me so many cavities, but another all girls pop band had to come out of the UK. IS THIS YOUR DOING AGAIN SIMON FULLER, YOU BASTARD?
Okay…fine I admit…I liked the movie…Talulah Riley is hot. I’m waiting for the second one…but first…I’ll have to get Girls Aloud out of my head.

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Oh My! It Doesn’t Taste Like Shit!

2009 October 3 at 00:47 (Uncategorized) (, , , )

I fully endorse the new Throwback line from Pepsi:
Pepsi Throwback and Mountain Dew Throwback

Actually…I’ve only tried the Pepsi Throwback…I can’t find the M. Dew one…these limited time drinks are hard to find but I managed to find an obscure Mexican Deli in the Bronx that sells them.
And you know what?
Its good…I mean really good…like tastes as good, maybe even better, than the regular Pepsi.

Pepsi Zero…Diet…1/2 or whatever fucking else these soda companies come up with and advertise about how much these drink taste EXACTLY like the regular without the calories and sugar and shit should remove their thumbs from their assholes and stop molesting little girls because…big news fat cats…they don’t. They taste like shit. They taste watered down. Its like someone left it out a bit too long in the sun and poured seltzer water in them so we can’t tell. I don’t know about you other fat fucks out there who order a diet with your large menu number, but you really can’t fool me, fuckers.

If I’m going to drink soda…I want soda.
Fuck diet sodas.
If you’re really concerned about your health…grab a fucking bottle of water…not watered-down soda, big boy.
Just because you start smoking Marlboro Lights instead to Newport 100’s…don’t expect to live any much longer because your lungs aren’t getting filled with fiber glass.

But I digress…Pepsi Throwback does not taste like shit.
And hey Thunder Thighs…..its all natural….sugar cane shit and what not….so its “better” for you than regular artificial sugar filled Pepsi. I don’t know if it’ll rot your teeth less and slim your waist line but maybe instead you should have gotten a cheeseburger…not two and a 1/3 pound of meat.

-DbL

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